Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Newsletter Coming Friday

I'm writing this post...

to give you the news...

that I'm starting a letter...

to bring you more news!

Yes, it all sounds a bit redundant, I know, but I'm spreading the word as far as I can. My newsletter is launching on Friday!!! And to celebrate I'm giving away a copy of Under a Painted Sky to one random newsletter subscriber.

Under a Painted Sky came out last week, and it's already a really huge deal. I'm so excited about it because a friend of mine (and a simply lovely person) is the author, so I'm really glad to be sharing a copy with one of you.

If you would like to sign up for the newsletter and have a chance of winning the book, simply go here and fill out the necessary information. I will email the winner and send them the book in the format of their choice.

Happy reading!

Thursday, March 19, 2015

And the food worthy of my ode is...

*Dusts off the blog.*

It's been a couple weeks, yes?

We've had company on and off for two weeks (and more arriving any minute now). Plus the kid has been sick. In fact, I'm starting to feel on the verge of illness myself.

Which means that today you get the height of wit from me... ode^ to macaroni and cheese.


You comfort me when I feel sick
My ailments you ease
I feel so much better after
Macaroni and cheese

My child loves you oh so much
He always wants "more, please"
Whatever would I do without
Macaroni and cheese

You are so easy to prepare
You make mealtime a breeze
In a pinch you're always there
Macaroni and cheese

*Takes a bow.*

Well, folks, that's it from me today. Have a good one!

^Technically not really an ode, just a trio of rhyming verses.

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Audrey and Chaos Kid Review... Little People Garage

My son got a "new" toy yesterday. By new I mean it's a hand-me-down from his cousins that he's had for a while, but he only rediscovered it yesterday. The toy is a Little People Garage...

... and we have rather different thoughts about it.

Chaos Kid

Wow! This is cool! It's just the right height to climb on.


I wouldn't, honey. The whole reason I took it away last time was because you kept sitting on it and breaking off the ramp pieces.

Chaos Kid

It has a ramp!? Awesome!


In fact the whole garage is structurally unsound. Were this a real garage it would never pass inspection. Not that there are too many five-story tall monsters roaming around stomping on garages, but the whole thing is frightfully unsafe.

Chaos Kid

And it has a car! Vroom vroom vroom. What happens if I put it on this ramp thing you were talking about...?

... No way! Did you see that, Mommy? It totally just went around that curve all. by. itself!


Yes, honey, but it's actually supposed to go all the way down, not stop halfway there. The car probably doesn't have a good enough turning radius. In fact, were this to scale, I doubt any real car would do much better.

Chaos Kid

Wheee! Oh, it didn't go as far that time. Huh. I wonder why... Need more data! Vroooooom.


Likely because there's a bit of a bump where the pieces fit together. Flat tire alert!

Chaos Kid



Did you see the lift over here?

Chaos Kid

A lift! Mommy, why didn't you say so earlier!?


Yikes! The car keeps falling backward out of it. That's a problem!

"Hello, I'd like to use your lift, please."
"Sign this waiver first."

"But this says I take all responsibility should my car spontaneously slide backward from a two-story height! What sort of operation are you running here?"
Not that the alternative is much better. I don't actually see any parking spaces in this garage, and the lower level doesn't even have access to the ramp.

Chaos Kid

Oh, look at these flat sections. Roll, roll, roll the car. Vaaaarooooooooom!


Hold on, it has a gas pump. And is that a hose? It has a gas pump and a hose but no parking spaces? Some garage!

Chaos Kid



Well, at least you're having fun.

Chaos Kid

What's that, Mommy? Too busy checking out the ramp again.

In Conclusion

This garage would make absolutely zero sense in the real world, but as a toy it sure is fun for a toddler.

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Book Review: The Thorn of Dentonhill

So my friend Marshall's debut, The Thorn of Dentonhill, came out last week. I pre-ordered it, but I had no idea what to expect since I'd never read any of his writing.

It's a really fun book, guys. And I'm not just saying that because he's my friend and I'm supposed to be nice. I absolutely enjoyed this story.

Here's what it's about:

So there's this mage named Veranix Calbert (I know, crazy name, but don't let that dissuade you!) who spends his nights trying to bring down the crime boss who killed his father.

One of his nightly excursions pays off, and he comes across the time and place for a "delivery" that he assumes is a drug shipment. Only when he goes to bust the delivery, he finds that the goods are a lot more magical in nature. Now he has an enchanted rope and cloak to help him in his quest. Awesome!

Of course he also has one ticked off crime boss on his trail who is making life difficult for the local street gangs as he assumes they can lead him to this "thorn in his side." And that's a bit of a problem, because Veranix's cousin, a gang captain, is half tempted to give him up just to stop the man from harassing his crew.

Tension! Dun dun dun.

As it turns out, the amount of tension in this book is just right. I was hooked from the first scene, and at the end of every chapter I was always eager to start the next one. Some days that's all I'm really looking for in a book.

But this one has a lot more to offer. It's got adventure! excitement! heroic deeds! The magic is interesting and worked smoothly within the plot. The fight scenes were choreographed well. I'm a big fan of action stories, and this one delivered.

Marshall does a really good job of writing atypical good guys. A street gang isn't usually the place you'd look for goodness and heroism, but his characters are convincing in their roles as heroes and are even a little bit charming. As for the main character, Veranix is fun to follow. He's got his heart in the right place, and he's easy to root for. I grinned with every victory and cringed at every defeat. (And there were plenty of each.)

One of the ways the book really shines is in its world-building. If you're ever curious about ways to come up with a believable world, check out Marshall's blog. He has a lot to say about getting the details right, and it's clear from this book that he knows what he's talking about. There were some excellent tidbits sprinkled throughout the book that really added flavor to the story. While the entire book takes place between two sectors of a single city, you come away from the story feeling like you have a sense of the whole world.

My one complaint was the lack of female characters. There is one female lead who is a great character and whose friendship with Veranix is a highlight of the book. Unfortunately, all other male characters besides Veranix treat her as a sex object. And this isn't an isolated occurrence: most of the women mentioned in the book are either prostitutes or are assessed based on their desirability.

Given Veranix's behavior and attitudes, I think Marshall may have been trying to create a forward-thinking main character living in a sexist place and time. However, despite the decency of the hero, I still found the sexism to be a negative mark on an otherwise very positive and fun story.

Nevertheless, it wasn't so rampant that it spoiled the book for me. I had a wonderful time reading it, and I think anyone who enjoys a good adventure story would say the same.

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Another Little Monster on the Way

The news is now Facebook official, so I'm ready to announce that my husband and I are expecting Baby #2 in August!

We're really happy with the timing as the kids will be about two years apart and able to grow up together. Of course that also means I'm going to be doing all those baby things again, but now with a two-year-old in tow. But hey, people do this all the time right? Deep breaths...

So last pregnancy I spent about half my time glued to the Alpha Mom Pregnancy Calendar. This time around I'm too preoccupied to worry much about how big the Little Monster is or whether it has all its toes yet.

But one thing I remember really enjoying about the Alpha Mom Calendar was the "oh yeah, this" and "new this time around" sections. So here are my equivalents:

Oh Yeah, This

The weird dreams. Every night is a new adventure! Also, the crazy hormones. We watched Cars for the first time with the boy while we were all sick, and I almost started crying at the end when Lightning helps out the old car. I was frantically trying to GET A GRIP before my husband noticed and laughed at me.

Fortunately the dreams and hormones have not conspired against me to make me cry in my sleep. (Do your dreams ever make you cry? Mine do sometimes. But not the ones you'd expect, where people die or awful things happen. Those just wake me up cold and shaking. No, I only cry in dreams when someone is mad at me...)

And then there's the complete exhaustion striking at inconvenient times. Especially mid-afternoon on a sunny day when the boy's asleep and I'm in the middle of reading my research books and I hit one of the more soporific sections... zzzzzzzzzzz.

New This Time Around

The nausea. Oh, the nausea. I mean, I had it last time, but it was not like this. ("Morning sickness" is a completely inaccurate term, by the way. Morning is about the only time I feel fine.) I had to resort to taking nausea pills. But only the absolute lowest dose I could stand, because wow are they expensive! I'm even wearing sea bands just trying to take the edge off. Remember when I said I was eating ice cream every day? Yeah, that's because at the end of the day the only thing that makes me feel better is my little cup of heaven.

And then there's illness on top of that. See, I've been sick while pregnant. Went through two bad colds the first time around. And I've been sick with a toddler before. But only now have I finally experienced being sick with a toddler while pregnant. Anybody who can come up with a pregnancy-safe decongestant in the next couple weeks will have my eternal gratitude, because given the rate of illness in our house over the past few months, I'm sure we'll be in for another cold very soon.

And that's that. Despite the nausea and exhaustion and inability to take real medicine I'm actually quite happy. I'm looking forward to being a "mom of two." It'll be nice to have a little person who can't run away when I snuggle them again. In the meantime, I'm just glad that this trimester is almost done.