But lately, everything's coming up killer bunnies.
It started with a video game. My husband and I are casual gamers. (That is, I'm casual. He loves games like I love books.) Sometimes we'll pick up an mmo to play together for a while, and the mmo of the season happens to be Guild Wars 2.
I'm not going to go into much about the game, apart from saying that so far it's one of the best I've played. The point is that whoever designed one of the starting areas must have had a bunny obsession. Within the first ten levels of playing in that area, I captured bunnies to sell to giants, was turned into a snow leopard and hunted bunnies, and—my favorite, by which I mean NOT my favorite—was attacked by bunnies.
Yes. Knocked over by hungry bunnies who would steal the bunny food I was trying to gather for their farmer.
Now typically I'm very pro-animal. I hate seeing animals suffer, even fake animals. In video games I go out of my way to avoid killing little helpless critters, even though they're nothing but pixels on the screen. But I'm telling you, as those hungry little rabbits knocked me down over and over, all I could think was “Die, bunny, die!”
And suddenly I remembered all the bunny terror in the media. Jimmy Carter's bunny attack. Anya's bunny phobia on Buffy. The Rabbit of Caerbannog.
Suddenly, marauding bunnies didn't sound like such an insane idea after all.
So here's my question for all of you: What's YOUR contingency plan for the bunny apocalypse?
I don't want to jump to any conclusions about the coming bunny apocalypse, but I'm betting there will be a beer shortage. I'm going to stock up on hops.ReplyDelete
Ahaha, that's awful :)Delete